Just a few words about the quotes here. All of these quotes have been taken from numerous places on the internet. I have no idea where the originals are from nor do I claim copyright on any of them. I put them in this quote engine simply because they amused me, or because I wanted them there. If you see a quote improperly attributed, please let me know and I'll look into correcting it. I don't like attributing things to anonymous, so all anonymous quotes are attributed to Mason Stone. That's simply the benefit of running the web site. If you have a true name that you can document (preferably on the net) for one of these quotes, send me the link and I'll happily correct it. This page is generated from the same file the quote engine runs off from, so any quote you see up top will be in here. Enjoy!